Mushroom Castle, after a thousand years standing, finally has a set corporation that owns it - The Karen Nelson Company. This tops Bowser and Travis's purchases of Delfino Plaza and Yoshi's Island in terms of shocking purchases.
When asked what she would do with her new castle, Karen Nelson said, "The kingdom will stay, but they should try to make a new castle somewhere in it. I've bought the castle, fair and square, so I guess I get to keep it!"
This left our question unanswered.
"I'm not too worried," said Travis, when told the above. "There's plenty of other places to invest in. Maybe I'll buy Bowser's Castle sometime soon."
"No way!" shouted Bowser, upon hearing that his desired castle was to belong to Karen Nelson. "I thought I stomped her to the ground ages ago! How could she pull it off when I couldn't?!"
Of course, with purchases like this, there are bound to be nasty rumors about each purchase. Today's rumor is that Karen will take away the Mushroom Kingdom.
"I've lived in Peach's Castle for my whole life," said Toad, "and all I know is that a castle defines a kingdom. I sure hope that Karen won't make our kingdom 'the Karen Kingdom', because that doesn't even have a nice ring to it!"
There shouldn't be any reason to worry yet, since Peach is still negotiating with Karen about the terms of the purchase. "If all goes well, we'll keep our castle. It'll just be sponsored by Karen."
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